If I ever have to write a quote for myself or something, I’m going to put “I just really want to be petting a dog right now” because it is 100% true at any and all times.

September  19   ( 5 )

burnalittlebrightertonight:

If ever a day goes by that I don’t laugh at this, assume that I am dead inside and dispose of me appropriately.

September  19   ( 2687 )
  

manicpixiedreamcthulhu:

literally the BEST part of mary poppins is when all the chimney sweeps are running round the house bein like ‘step in time!!!!’ and then the mother comes home w her suffragette sash and all the sweeps r like ‘VOTES 4 WOMEN STEP IN TIME’ it makes me laugh so much bc imagine being mr banks and there being a big fuckin suffragette/working class pride parade in ur goddamn living room

September  19   ( 17880 )
  

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

September  19   ( 67840 )
  

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

allthickwomen:

Get it?

this is great

September  19   ( 37902 )
  

based-shenron:

Never forget

September  19   ( 71445 )
  

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

image

It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

September  19   ( 623592 )
  

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

September  19   ( 113525 )
  

dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

September  19   ( 19506 )
  

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

September  19   ( 337697 )
  
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